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Hey Ladies…

May1

I came across this post from craigslist a while back. It’s pretty funny. Here are some of my favorite parts about why girls should date geek guys:

  • They’ve got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?
  • Sex. Yep. Sex. I’m not really familiar with this myself, but I’ve friends who’ve been intimate with geek guys and it’s raves all around. They say a virgin wrote the Kama Sutra… all that time thinking about sex, imagining sex, dreaming about sex, (they are male after all) coupled with a desire to make you happy? Use your imagination.
  • They’re relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, Twinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you’re not the best cook, eh. Can you order a pizza?
  • They’re usually very well educated. Physics majors and the like. See #5. You won’t have to listen to him blathering on about his car (ok maybe a little), he’ll have loads of other interesting things to talk about. Politics, world events, how much the chicken burgers down at the local place rock, so long as you douse them in hot sauce…
  • And the final reason why geeks and nerds make great boyfriends: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you. That kind of thing lasts longer than “DaMN baby you got a fine ass!!!” Believe me.
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One Comment to

“Hey Ladies…”

  1. On May 1st, 2007 at 9:03 pm jtl Says:

    1. I have a Physics degree.
    2. From Waterloo.
    3. I enjoy the odd pizza, and talking about politics.

    Therefore, I have no hope. Ouch.

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