Archive for June, 2006

Watching someone who doesn’t know how to surf

Friday, June 16th, 2006

I just read this post. My favorite chunk of the post:

Later I had it explained to me. “Bill doesn’t really want to review your spec, he just wants to make sure you’ve got it under control. His standard M.O. is to ask harder and harder questions until you admit that you don’t know, and then he can yell at you for being unprepared. Nobody was really sure what happens if you answer the hardest question he can come up with because it’s never happened before.”

“Can you imagine if Jim Manzi had been in that meeting?” someone asked. “‘What’s a date function?’ Manzi would have asked.”

Jim Manzi was the MBA-type running Lotus into the ground.

It was a good point. Bill Gates was amazingly technical. He understood Variants, and COM objects, and IDispatch and why Automation is different than vtables and why this might lead to dual interfaces. He worried about date functions. He didn’t meddle in software if he trusted the people who were working on it, but you couldn’t bullshit him for a minute because he was a programmer. A real, actual, programmer.

Watching non-programmers trying to run software companies is like watching someone who doesn’t know how to surf trying to surf.

“It’s ok! I have great advisors standing on the shore telling me what to do!” they say, and then fall off the board, again and again. The standard cry of the MBA who believes that management is a generic function. Is Ballmer going to be another John Sculley, who nearly drove Apple into extinction because the board of directors thought that selling Pepsi was good preparation for running a computer company? The cult of the MBA likes to believe that you can run organizations that do things that you don’t understand.

I feel your pain. I experience the non-surfer trying to surf all the time. I’m personally a believer that Management isn’t a “generic function.” That’s why I plan on continuing in software/tech. where my Engineering background provides me an understanding of what the guy at the bottom is really doing, and how hard it actually is to do it.

Scubetubeular dudes!

Loan and Pre-courses

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

I haven’t posted in a while but not much has happened until now.

I’ve applied and been approved for the Scotiabank Interest-Subsidized loan. All I have to do (I’m told) is fill out some remaining paperwork. This should provide enough money for me to make it through my first year without any major issues.

The process was rather painless–fill out some online forms, get an e-mail saying you’ve been approved.

The pre-course registration is coming up very soon. The school has made some self-assessment tests available to help us decide if we need to take a pre-course. The tests are a little ridiculous. Does Rotman honestly expect more than 30% of the class to be able to answer the following questions:

  1. What is the primary output of the financial accounting activities in an organization? Be specific.
  2. Identify and discuss the reasons why net income will usually be different from net cash flow.
  3. From the following information, prepare balance sheets for Demo Corp. as of December 31, 2004, and as of January 31, 2005, and a statement of income for the month ended January 31, 2005. Use either T-accounts or journal entries to show how the statements are compiled….

The questions above are all from the accounting test but the finance test was almost as bad. I found most of the quantitative test easy—only because my background is in science/math. I have the distinct feeling that this is just a big money grab (each pre-course costs $100). The questions they are asking are things I would hope to learn about while earning my MBA, not things I would expect people to know before they start their MBA.

Regardless, I’m not going to risk it—I’ll just shell out the $300 and take all three of the courses (some of the quantitative questions were getting a little tricky). If I find that this ends up being a big money grab (i.e. they re-teach all of this during the actual courses), I will complain (loudly) on this blog.

Stay tuned.